Thursday, May 15, 2008


GAME THREE
7:42 PROB

[ Tim K. ]
Uhh...the Pens are one win away from going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
Uhh...the Pens are one win away from going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
Uhh...the Pens are one win away from going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
Uhh...the Pens are one win away from going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
Uhh...the Pens are one win away from going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
Uhh...the Pens are one win away from going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
Uhh...the Pens are one win away from going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
Uhh...the Pens are one win away from going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
Uhh...the Pens are one win away from going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
We're gonna get all emotional with everyone in the coming days.
Where has the time gone? Weren't we just watching the Winter Classic?

[ John L. ]
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR BLOG
With three minutes left in the game, if the Penguins are winning, turn your radio dial to 105.9 FM.
If you aren't in the Pittsburgh area, go to [ The X ] and stream it.
You know what you'll be listening for.
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Really quick, NHL Fanhouse is experimenting with a new live-blog format.
It looks pretty sweet.
[ NHL Fanhouse ]
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[ PSAMP ] posted this YouTube of the Pens leaving the ice following Game 3.
Malkin is a beast.
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If you visited [ Flyers.NHL.com ] today, you weren't expecting this splash screen:

[ Mike D. ]
Gary Roberts is out with pneumonia.
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FatHead Sighting

[ Rhonda ]

[ Chuck H. ]
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[ 8484 ] AT FORT DRUM

[ BnG66 ]

[ Frito Will ]

[ Melissa D. ]

[ Mike Costa ]

[ Sam D. ]
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EDDIE MUNSTER BLOG

Whomever in Cblog first saw the similarity, make your presence known.
We're looking for a sick Ed Harris pic right now, so we can't search comments.
Notice how he refuses to confirm that he's actually a male.
Not that we want any visual confirmation of any kind.
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And, damn it, we refuse to post the pictures,
but G-Dubs has a screenshot of Conference Champion hats.
[ Puck Daddy at Yahoo ]
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Puck Daddy didn't stop there. He sent this along, too.
If you had a TV in the '90s, the name "Topanga" means a lot to you.

Woooooooooooooo
That kind of stuff gets posted when you're up 3-0.
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do it
Failure is not an option.
Go Pens
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406 comments:
Foist...uh FIRST
As we prepare for the upcoming game, let us pray..
Our Roberts, who art in Pittsburgh, Gary be thy name.
The Playoffs come, The cup be won,
to Pittsburgh in the Arena called Mellon.
Give us this day our daily Pensblog
and forgive us our reporters as we job those who job against us
And lead us not into Philly, But deliver us from the whiners,
For thine is the Crosby, and the Malkin, and the Fleury for ever and ever.
AMEN!
Now, LET'S GO PENS!!!!
NOTHING TO SAY BUT
LETS GO PENS.
I've got Mike Lange on the comp on standby.
This is what we've been waiting for for god knows how long.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(first?)
Let's Go Pens
Sweep their asses.
PHUCK
FILLY
The Gary Roberts Terminator PShop is fucking fantastic.
What an Ed Harris picture. He's so money and he doesn't even know.
Good call on the switching to Lange with 3 minutes to go.
Mascara boy will be crying tonight.
LET'S GO PENS!! EUREKA!
Oh my God, I just re-lived puberty with those Topanga pics.
Ed Harris for the WIN!!!!!
there's no way i'm not listening to Mike Lange tonight.
Staal with the GWG.
GO PENS!!!!!!!!!
TOPANGAAAAAA!!!!!
i have the first 3 seasons on dvd, make the investment its well worth it
Mascara boy must've gotten waterproof mascara, but that won't stop that giant walking vagina from crying his eyes out.
Where is Chris E.
Shit...I never thought I'd get here. Bah!
Thank you Whistler!
DO IT!
It's our time.
Doooooo It
Go Pens!
Let's do this shit!
lmfao at Topanga..
That kind of stuff gets posted when you're up 3-0.
haha
lets go pens!
special guest for tonight......... FRANKLIN IS IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!
"BEAT THEM WHITE ASS BITCHES!!!!!!! TAKE THEM HO'S DOWN!!!!!! FLYERS ARE PUNK ASS BITCHES!!!!!!! DO IT!"
I'm hoping for a sweep. We need all the rest possible before the wings.
It's a hockey night in Pittsburgh... philly...whatever.
PENS FTW!
dr turk with the Whitney-eque outlet pass...
BNG66 BURIES IT [with the Hairy Gary PS]...I was hoping someone would do it!
Ain't it grand how in all 3 rounds, the opposing media makes mention of the whole 33 years between comebacks from being down 3 games to zero? '42 - '75 - '08? [a philly comcast dude talking with Stan on FSN-Pit just dropped that piece of 'information']
would've been nice for Stan to say 'Yeah, we've heard that the last 2 rounds & have ignored it!'
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Hossa: Col. Jessup may have saved lives, but Big Poppa Pump is going to ruin lives & make grown men cry tonight!]
All systems go.
Go Pens.
Hossa.
LET'S GO PENS
soooo pumped for this game
chica - I know that is one of your favourite Don Cherry's jackets. Pepto is always attractive.
Go Pens Go!!
LET'S GO PENS!!!
Ed Harris FTW
SHOCK & AWE tonight Penguins!
Hail Gary, Full of Anger,
LeGame is with thee.
Blessed art thou among Penguins,
And blessed is the fruit of thy loins, Crosby.
Holy Gary,
and Malkin and Staal,
play for your city now,
and at the hour of victory.
RAmen
7:38 and I already feel the need to buy some dockers
@carroll: I think I used to have a beach bag made of that same material. lol
Okgod, the Dockers commercial is on already.
Okay, really going to watch the game now. WOO.
I'm telling y'all....richsports and the Ceeb! It's way better than the tools on VS.
OMG, y'all, I think I'm gonna crap myself!
Amen, Whistler!
dont be detroit tonight, pens
For Dan
holy balls!
Hey Carroll....do you think maybe we'll get our boys Jim and Craig back for the next game? I miss Jim, and now I'm only going to be able to see him on Saturdays now.
no game day chat tonite?
PP
Briere: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gray Hoodie of Victory was late to the party.
Had to work a little over.
WOOOOOOO!
GO PENS!
I can't believe it took a whole 4:57 to get a Timonen reference...
Hey....is the Malkin shirt on???
66 buries it (on both counts)
Chica - I think who ever we have sounds better then the vs crew. And I love the fact I never see a dockers commercial. I will take the repeating Timbits commercial anyday.
crap!
Our defense is shit right now.
Damn it Fleur!
Son of a freekin' gun!
I ain't scurred.
I ain't scurred.
Let's Go Pens! Blow these dudes off of their own ice.
Delenda est Philadelphia!
BlacknGold I like your icon.
Why do they always do this in the first? I have that queasy feeling, yo.
You know, this could be a good thing. The Flyers are finally skating and challenging our passes, which means we'll have to be crisper. And you can be damn sure we'll need that crispness moving forward.
That was holding? Hmmm...
@Turk: That was one helluva pass by you. I couldn't miss.
Let's Go Pens!!!
CBC announcer after seeing the "hold":
"There it is. Hmmm... wow." (not a penalty)
Where's my tin-foil hat?
Gahh! Why do all the video feeds hate my computer tonight :(
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I already have Lange and the ol 29er synced up with the VS telecast! WOOOOOOOOO! I'm prolly seeing things 10-15 seconds later than I could be, but whatev, no crap VS sound!!!
HCMT needs to give the kiddies a little talk.
Time for comebackblog to crush their soul and close out the series. Fleury is having a shaky start, but they'll settle down and get the win.
Matt in N.C. = stunned
BS goal by Briere...that's interference on the goalie.
Nauseablog.
HCMT will get them to get their shit together. Because we are on nine different planets right now.
I trust 'em.
Since Flyer Hater isn't here I'll say it.
Pens aren't making the playoffs.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The next goal will be HUGE!
Also I like how Briere laid on Fleury during that goal. Nice.
Yeah the D needs to help Fleury out more but all it should take is to get one back to settle him down. That's all he needed in the first Rags game.
Nothing to worry about.
We can score two goals in our sleep while dreaming about McDonald's snack wraps.
We're just facing a little bit of adversity right now which is something we should relish. Nothing is going to come easy if we move forward.
That being said. Let's get our shit together out there boys.
Looks like the conspiracy wagon is fired up...in aid of the Cryers. I guess the Pens have to play the Cryers and the refs, etc. etc.
What the hell is clipping?
WTF is clipping?
Kill Maxie Kill!
Mad Max is Mad.
GET 'EM GONCH!
sarcasmblog
The NHL wants the Flyers to win.
THANK YOU
Lange is on top of his game. He is criticizing the scoreboard operator and the folks who make decisions on TV timeouts. Awesome, he's fired up. I'm glad I have him on tonight.
Bring out the BGL
Paul Holmgren = Judge Doom
[from wiki]
Clipping is a penalty in the sport of ice hockey. It is generally recognized as hitting an opposing player at or below the other player's knees.
That's Letang. Dirtydirtydirty.
Or something.
wow, the vs. bias towards philly continues
Megadethh blows.
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HOCKEY CENTRAL!!
Amen, Joose.
Should I have linked this version of the judge?
Sorry, "Megadeth".
This feels like Europe on the verge of WWI.
North and South on the verge of the Civil War.
Shit is going to go DOWN.
Now we know the real reason Dave Mustaine was kicked out of Metallica...he's just a pathetic Philly loser.
Who got the damn penalty this time?
Nevermind.
These refs are so bad.
Brooks gets hit in the head and HE got the penalty? That's fucking ridiculous.
Can we get ONE call tonight?
What the fuck ever.
Thank God for CBC because they are agreeing with me that these calls are garbage.
Wow.
Oh my God...
I'm about to start crying I'm so pissed.
Wow. We're getting our ass handed to us.
So this is shit.
Intermission will be the best thing to happen to us this period.
Are the Baby Pens playing in philly tonight?
The Pens are going to win this game.
I still ain't scurred.
Get that one goal and open up the flood gates.
C'mon Cblog....
LET'S GO PENS!!!
There's 40 minutes of hockey left, and this team has come back from this deficit before. HCMT is going to light some fires in the intermission.
And even if we don't pull this one out, just remember: there's no way that team can beat this team four times straight. Aint. Gonna. Happen.
Now the refs don't even know what the hell is going on so they just stop play.
Nice High Stick asshole.
comicbookguyblog
Worst. Refs. Ever.
So why wasn't that a high sticking call?
Thank you refs for 2 of the 3 goals!
How the fuck does Orp go off solo after that scrum?
But this game is far from over.
The Pens can light it up.
However it has the feeling of Pens Rags game 4.
Conklin time.
Alright Cblog.
Everyone go pee.
Go smoke if that's your thing.
Put some ice in your drinks.
We were down 3-0 to the trap-happy Rangers.
This ain't shit.
Regroup and bring it all out in the 2nd.
Let's Go Pens!!!
dude if there's any conspiracy tn, it's that the refs are keeping the shitty teams alive for a game five
WTFblog
DO IT PENS. We know you can sweep these dumbfucks.
P.S. --- Petr Sykora.
Plenty of time. People are going to get ripped a new asshole by HCMT and come out flying in the second.
Let's get the first one.
First period was absolutely surreal. We'll get it back.
My buddy took a pic of a Stop sign in Indiana, PA that had two words written in black sharpie on black paper. It made the Stop sign look like this:
CAN'T
STOP
PENS
I thought it was cool. We should do that to every stop sign in the area :)
Dude, seriously, does NBC have this much influence on the games. First last night with Dallas taking down the Wings, and now tonight...
I'm not saying the Flyers aren't playing balls out, but the refs have no fucking clue what is going on anymore. This is ridiculous.
Lets get the 2nd going already.
You know how it works, the Pens want to win this game, the Cryers have to win this game. That is the best the Cryers could hope for. They get all the calls and take advantage of it. The Pens can easily come back though. They are just that much better than the Cryers. Hell, the Rags were better than the Cryers and the Pens did it to them.
Looks like Philadelphia is pretty pumped up over California legalizing gay marriage.
@BNG66...well done, my friend...well done!
no excuses.
no blaming the refs.
not stooping the the Cryers & their fans level.
Orrps has to be smarter there. They ALWAYS get the 2nd guy.
the pens collectively are playing like SHIT.
if only Hossa buri....forget it.
Mario looked like he wanted to lace 'em up.
40 minutes to get 3 goals?.
[Hossa: DO IT! ]
Malkin is going to take the game over. He has to.
It's like that one Sly Stallone movie where he's on a wire and the chick is hanging on and they come out swinging and you think maybe she'll make it
then she falls and dies
and rocky gets all woe is me
well, tonight, the flyers are that chick that fell.
DO IT
Well, if they aren't going to call goalie interference when someone runs right into a goalie, then the Pens ought to do it to Biron too.
I won't sound like a Cryer fan and complain about reffing, but they are saying that's legal so let's do it too.
i wonder if darren eliot is going to come down from the announcers booth and blow briere during the intermission, cause he was doing his best attempt over the air during the broadcast.
Max with the goal that starts it all.
Orpik with the hit that shakes the whole state.
Justtryingtobreatheblog.
I'm ready for the second. Coach T has this.
@Brandon
Hahaha thank you for making me laugh.
GO PENS!
I need a power nap.
GO PENS!!
Turk I really didn't think the Pens were that bad. They did seem a bit taken aback at the Flyers' effort but that's just 'cuz it's the first time they've seen it. I'm sure they'll adjust and turn it into a contest. It's not that long ago we beat them in a game like this.
Keith Jones looks like he's about to orgasm. Someone come in and knock him off that chair.
Pottied and gots a snack!
What defenseman let Briere put the garbage in the net anyhow?
Fiji water for everyone. FILL THEIR WATER BOTTLES
There we go with the flyers "no-talent-required-clusterf*ck-front -of-the-net-scrum" style of play. It really makes my blood boil. TURN IT AROUND PENS! LET'S GO!
Maybe changing my icon will help too.
Yeah I changed mine too.
That John Deer commercial was a total "66 Buries it" moment.
Looks like French Toast is using those bricks he made in his pants the last three games to build a wall.
Holy crap....Sykie! You animal!
I know HCMT hasn't had him do it all throughout the playoffs (and I know you don't fight as much in the playoffs)
But I'd really like to see BGL throw down to clean this shit up.
WOOOOOOOOOOW!
FLUERY! FLUERY! FLUERY!
Can someone send me the Chatblog link please?
Thanks.
Come boys! DO IT!!!
Well, at least Fleury showed up.
They need to actually shoot the puck. They keep trying to make pretty passes and it's driving me nuts.
Shooooot the puck. Hahaha...
This blowjob VS is giving Philly must feel REEEEEEEEEEALLLY good.
Okay...here's a thought that I just had.
Could the pneumonia/flu/tummyacheduetobadkimchee be the cause of the sort of lacklusterness we're seeing tonight. I know that I have a hard time just sitting in my cube at work when I'm sick.
chatblog
http://www.blackcatpaintball.com/sponsoredteams/submafia/erics_stuff/pensblog/pensblogchat.htm
That didn't work Lloyd.
What was up with Brier's humpin' on Malkin?
The shots of the classy crowd make my life.
Nice late hit on Sid as well.
Yet another hit after the whistle. Apparently those are legal now.
Did French Toast get his own meth lab today?
GOD DAMNIT! They've gotten away with no less than two slashes on our boys wrists.
First on Max. Then just now on Dupuis.
Garbage.
BGL needs to bring the pain NOW.
nice dive by crosby on the shove after the whistle...
Try this BNG.
Cool how the trolls come out with a lead in one game of the series. Hows that 3-0 series deficit tasting?
hugs: your man crush on Toast is showing
We need to get one here.
chica - now I want kimchee.
Hoes.
@hip
Sorry. I'm not a Philly fan, but he is playing great tonight.
I'm just not good at jobbing, I guess.
LETS GO PENS
I've never gotten the Chatblog to work. Is it b/c I have Firefox?
Nice shot Richards! Super Star!
I didn't know they were calling slashes in this series. Not that it wasn't deserved...
dammit
that is all
These Cryers fan are hilarious. They whine about EVERYTHING then act like our players are whining. That's funny because I didn't see our players whining.
flyers resilient flyers resilient flyers resilient flyers resilient. For fuck sake let it go. And why no Biron highlights from this series??
Eileen, it's frustrating isn't it? They cry about everything and still we're babies. Makes no sense.
Worst power nap ever.
Still 20 minutes left, so whatever.
Sorry everyone, I've been really bitchy on here. I just know the Pens are better than this.
My favorite part is how they're acting like the Flyers are one win away from the Cup final.
Wait- that's us. Whoops.
and really the crosby sucks thing?? how bout the crosby infinitely better than any douchbag on the flyers & up 3-0 in the series
HAHA Ruutu looks like he has been through 10 wars, and I love it.
And why no Biron highlights from this series?
Because they would have nothing to show.
Lange and 29 say Cryers are playing as desperate as a team can play and the Pens intensity has taken a step backwards. I can't argue with that assessment.
Gary Roberts says "DO IT!"
I need some chocolate.
The Pens need to either bring hustle, get dirty, and get in Marty's face, or they need to get physical, throw down, and make a mess of the Creamsicle, er Wackoffia Center.
Mess07039, the troll kibbles are to your left, under the bridge. Enjoy your 40 minutes...it's about time your team realized they were in the effing Conference Finals.
jyo:
totally agree. would have loved to seen them come out smokin & just put em away but tough to keep up that intensity again & again, especially up 3-0. but we have 20 more minutes to get it done here. maybe time for geno to get back into it
If I know one thing in this life, it's that I never feel like the Pens are out of it.
Especially not this team! DO IT and let's watch the Wings and Stars beat each other up with smiles on our faces.
buckle up but enjoy a motorcycle ride helmet free.
Dicks!!!
3-0 lead in the 3rd period of a game they absolutely have to win and it sounds like you could hear a pin drop in that arena.
@jyo
I was just about to point that out.
Jokes.
YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO.
Staalzy!!!!!!!!!
Get on the comeback train. WOOOOO!
Do it for Grandpa Staal Jordan.
Good for Jordan with all he's gone through...LET'S KEEP IT UP
Gronk kills it, stuffs it, and mounts it on the wall!
yo yo yo cbloggers! Literally, I just got home and put on my Malkin shirt to start the 3rd & Staalsy scores. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
big goal jordan
Sooska! The shirt is on, the Pens can start playing now! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wow, I'm getting seizures from these camera angles.
Biron does look solid tonight, but really not all that spectacular. The Pens haven't really tested him all that much. A couple of quality shots could tie this game up.
@jyo - I KNOW I was dying alive when we were out watching at a bar..no Malkin shirt and surrounded by Phlyers phans.
win this period...first step to a spit-shine
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